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The Black Belles - Honky Tonk Horror
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thehighendofhigh:

The Black Belles - Honky Tonk Horror

bigbardafree:

if we’re gonna call him rick can someone photoshop him telling bruce that he’s doing stuff and thangs now

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Well, you left the TV on. And your cat is dead.

anamazonprincess:

wonderluck1:

anamazonprincess said: They were so hella gay.

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Don’t all straight girls do face rubs?

And have moments of face petting?

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I’m so glad you saw the gay too.

This movie was definitely the weakest of the series, but I would…

I agree that the third one could have been better. We spent all of Aliens watching Ripley protect and save Newt, and then she’s dead in the third one?! What. The. Fuck.

lecter-md:

Vikings | Answers In Blood | Bjorn

wonderluck1:

anamazonprincess said: They were so hella gay.

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Don’t all straight girls do face rubs?

And have moments of face petting?

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I’m so glad you saw the gay too. 

This movie was definitely the weakest of the series, but I would definitely die if Sigourney Weaver rubbed her face against mine.

fuckyeahvikingsandcelts:

The ShieldmaidenA shieldmaiden was a woman who had chosen to fight as a warrior in Scandinavian folklore and mythology. They are often mentioned in sagas such as Hervarar saga and in Gesta Danorum. Shieldmaidens also appear in stories of other Germanic nations: Goths, Cimbri, and Marcomanni.The mythical Valkyries may have been based on the shieldmaidens.Historical accountsThere are few historical attestations that Viking Age women took part in warfare, but the Byzantine historian Johannes Skylitzes records that women fought in battle when Sviatoslav I of Kiev attacked the Byzantines in Bulgaria in 971. When the Varangians had suffered a devastating defeat, the victors were stunned at discovering armed women among the fallen warriors.When Leif Ericson’s pregnant half-sister Freydís Eiríksdóttir was in Vinland, she is reported to have taken up a sword, and, bare-breasted, scared away the attacking Native Americans. The fight is recounted in the Greenland saga, though Freydís is not explicitly referred to as a shield maiden in the text.

fuckyeahvikingsandcelts:

The Shieldmaiden

A shieldmaiden was a woman who had chosen to fight as a warrior in Scandinavian folklore and mythology. They are often mentioned in sagas such as Hervarar saga and in Gesta Danorum. Shieldmaidens also appear in stories of other Germanic nations: Goths, Cimbri, and Marcomanni.

The mythical Valkyries may have been based on the shieldmaidens.

Historical accounts

There are few historical attestations that Viking Age women took part in warfare, but the Byzantine historian Johannes Skylitzes records that women fought in battle when Sviatoslav I of Kiev attacked the Byzantines in Bulgaria in 971. When the Varangians had suffered a devastating defeat, the victors were stunned at discovering armed women among the fallen warriors.

When Leif Ericson’s pregnant half-sister Freydís Eiríksdóttir was in Vinland, she is reported to have taken up a sword, and, bare-breasted, scared away the attacking Native Americans. The fight is recounted in the Greenland saga, though Freydís is not explicitly referred to as a shield maiden in the text.